This.

Liger: Then I will huff
Liger: And I will puff
Liger: And I will BLOOOOOOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Liger: *Thunder and lightning in background and flying orphans*
Liger: *dramatic eye zooming in*
Liger: *Glaring red eye*
Liger: I thought flying orphans would be more dramatic and evil
Liger: adds to the mood
Liger: Of me blowing you over
Liger: If you know what I mean ;D
Liger: It would be like those silly drawn comics
Liger: Where one character rips away his shirt
Liger: And proceed to make love to the other badly drawn character
Liger: And all the men in a 20 mile radius keel over and die
Liger: And all the women in a 20 miile radius get pregnant
Liger: and we live happily ever after
Liger: In a badly drawn comic
Liger: of win
Liger: Juice are you getting all these quotes down?
Me: I am
Liger: Pffff
Liger: LOOK WORLD HOW MUCH I CAN ACCOMPLISH WITHOUT THE NAGGING OF SHELLBOW AT MY HEELS
Liger: *twirls around with open dramatic arms*
Liger: *like Jesus*
Liger: *or a spitfighter*
Liger: spitfighter as in not he plane
Liger: but a big hardy man spitting
Liger: at you
Liger: at the speed of light
Liger: spit classified as a deadly weapon
Liger: of
Liger: WAR
Liger: *thunder and lightning and orphans oh my*

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