This.
  • Liger: Then I will huff
  • Liger: And I will puff
  • Liger: And I will BLOOOOOOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN
  • Liger: *Thunder and lightning in background and flying orphans*
  • Liger: *dramatic eye zooming in*
  • Liger: *Glaring red eye*
  • Liger: I thought flying orphans would be more dramatic and evil
  • Liger: adds to the mood
  • Liger: Of me blowing you over
  • Liger: If you know what I mean ;D
  • Liger: It would be like those silly drawn comics
  • Liger: Where one character rips away his shirt
  • Liger: And proceed to make love to the other badly drawn character
  • Liger: And all the men in a 20 mile radius keel over and die
  • Liger: And all the women in a 20 miile radius get pregnant
  • Liger: and we live happily ever after
  • Liger: In a badly drawn comic
  • Liger: of win
  • Liger: Juice are you getting all these quotes down?
  • Me: I am
  • Liger: Pffff
  • Liger: LOOK WORLD HOW MUCH I CAN ACCOMPLISH WITHOUT THE NAGGING OF SHELLBOW AT MY HEELS
  • Liger: *twirls around with open dramatic arms*
  • Liger: *like Jesus*
  • Liger: *or a spitfighter*
  • Liger: spitfighter as in not he plane
  • Liger: but a big hardy man spitting
  • Liger: at you
  • Liger: at the speed of light
  • Liger: spit classified as a deadly weapon
  • Liger: of
  • Liger: WAR
  • Liger: *thunder and lightning and orphans oh my*